Definitely a democrat. After all, it is the "Democratic People's Republic of Korea", and names don't lie do they? Kim Jong-Il's main writing interests lie in managing famines, development of nuclear technology, international distribution of narcotics and global domination.

Has a penchant for shaving the pubic hair from close newly-wed friends, as recently exposed by a Japanese sushi chef "Kenji Fujimoto", who worked for him during the latter decades of the 20th Century.